yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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