My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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