Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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