How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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