ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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