She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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