we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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