I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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