i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
nutella sex= disaster
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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