I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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