Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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