Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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