so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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