I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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