The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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