Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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