NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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