At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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