Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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