out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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