My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't think brook has ever known best
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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