he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He shit in the fireplace
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