haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends