your room smells of hookers.
And success
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
