There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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