is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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