The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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