So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
cat food counts as protein by the way
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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