I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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