you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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