Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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