And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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