I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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