how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
