the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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