He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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