erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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