So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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