but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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