Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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