i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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