I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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