Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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