the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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