Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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