he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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