I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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