How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's the barista slut.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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