so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.