i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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