Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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