I wish i was in the wii world.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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