fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
