margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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